Stopping Smoking Isn’t Child’s Play—Let’s Stop Playing In The Shallow End Of The Pool

I’ve been working to keep folks from smoking for so many years I
hate to say it. Let’s just say I’m in my third decade of helping. And recently it struck me that so much of the stuff- that’s asking smokers to try and put an end to their smoking- looks like it’s pure child’s play. And that is probably why quitting rates are pathetic.
I am not implying that all programs don’t work; it’s just that they don’t work so well for smokers needing more.

You see: How many folks who want to swim– only stay in the
shallow water and splash each other around? That’s fun when you’re a child, but when you are grown up, you want to swim in deep water and truly swim with all your might.

The problem with the stop smoking programs is they provide you with shallow water where you can carry on like you are still a child… And, hey, if it works, God bless you! But what I am saying
is that out of the mass of folks who want to quit: playing in the
pool’s shallow end is no experience for most of them. And so after
splashing around with these programs for a while, they just leave the pool and ask themselves: “So where can I go now? I want to learn to swim!”

But if any of you swimmers recall when you learned how, it takes instructions and some good practice to learn to swim. You just do not say to yourself, “Hey, I can swim!” It doesn’t come that
easily.

And some people who want to really learn to swim have to deal with a few hang-ups. They can’t just learn to swim. First, they have to face some fears they picked up when they were small—
much smaller than they are when they are now learning.

Do you follow what I’m saying? Stopping smoking isn’t an act of just stopping. Many factors have come into this onerous habit.
In other words there are lots of baggage smokers carry; and before quitting is really possible, it takes some effort to unload stuff. I’m not talking about making it a big deal, but delving a bit into what has contributed to your smoking helps a lot.

Sure, you could stop with hypnosis, but do you think all that
baggage just disappears? It stays with you, and in some way
it presents itself in other forms and actions. Nature doesn’t
just forgive you, because She’s a nice gal…

…There are a lot of laws that smokers need to face up to. Cause and effect is a biggie that needs seeing. If your father smoked
cigarettes and said real men smoke them, then you- as a man- might connect your self-esteem to smokes.

There are dozens of things that have happened to folks on their way to their addiction that really need to be recognized by these folks. My telling you (or someone else) doesn’t really solve things. You need to find things out in a way that helps you curb them.

But can you see that when you exercise your mind and heart in the stopping smoking process, you are acting like someone who got out of the shallow end of the pool?

I do have to say that someone, who wants to stay splashing around in the shallow, should really remain there; and maybe at some point he or she will stop their smoking. But those I’m addressing are smokers who have tried one or many prescribed
methods and have been unable to decrease their smoking to
where it needs to be: Zero!

But the really good news is that just as a guy who goes to a
conference in Jacarta will combine that business excursion
with some awesome site seeing in places or countries that
are near Indonesia, likewise when you embark on your
stopping smoking journey, you will be able to visit other
aspects of your potential; and that’s the real bonus that’s in store. Just like the guy in Jacarta-whose plans take him elsewhere- you may well remember the ‘elsewheres’ that you have been to- far more vividly than the stop smoking program.

Because, face it: stopping smoking is not that exciting. Sure,
you’ll live much longer, be healthier and smell better; but the
other places you go to- once you’ve stopped- are what makes the process so great.

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April 11, 2012

Stopping Smoking May Need A Shock To Make It Stick

I think all of
us presume that

some miraculous change
can come into our lives–

without something
first happening

to create fertile ground
for that change to take place.

If we go through
each day hoping

our lives are going to
get better and richer,

it’s probably
wishful thinking.

But then some of the worst
things imaginable

suddenly force
themselves on our

lives and make us desire
with all of our might to

institute some
dramatic change.

Here’s a made-up grievous
event that could do that:

You’re driving your
car with your child

alongside you in the
front seat, and you’re smoking;

and you drop your
cigarette down

underneath the front seat–
and– without thinking– you

take your eyes off
the road and reach

down to pick it back up.
After a couple of

seconds you find
it and at that

instant your car crashes
into another car

that hasn’t yet
pulled away from

the stop sign you didn’t
see in the far distance.

That accident
claims your child’s life.

Now is there anyone
who wouldn’t live for the

remainder of
their life with that

child’s death always in mind.
And could that parent pick

up another
cigarette as

long as he or she lived?
It would be the kind of

tragedy that
would have to make

a parent stop smoking
and might even cause him

to campaign for
no smoking laws

that would criminalize
what he was guilty of.

Do you see what
I’m getting at?

The habit that you had–
a few moments before

that accident–
has now vanished.

And would you not pray with
all your heart and soul that

you could bring your
child back to life?

And how hard would it be
to stop your habit now?

You would do it
in a second.

This is the mystery
we realize in life–

It’s what we see
when we try to

change a habit without
some brand new shock in life.

So it’s not that
we can’t do it:

it’s that we can’t do it–
unless we get some shock.

But none of us
want such a shock.

It is just too painful.
We’d rather keep smoking.

So my question
is: what to do?

Here’s a part solution:
you start keeping your dreams.

Now I know our
culture hates dreams.

We seem to learn at an
early age that dreams are

a waste of time
and make no sense.

Cultures long ago had
great respect for dreaming.

Dreams often served
as great mentors–

when folks didn’t have books
or TV or even

radio to
occupy minds.

People back then discussed
with others what their dreams

might be telling
them they should do.

The thing about dreams that
I have found is that they

put you in all
sorts of events—

with all kinds of people—
doing different things–

that you might not
do in real life.

Yet by experiencing
so many happenings

you begin to
get a deeper

understanding about
how you should handle things.

Some of the things
may be painful

or uncomfortable
or quite embarrassing.

But instead of
reading a book–

written by someone else–
you’re reading your own book—

and in some-hard-
to-explain-way

you start to be able
to change yourself in things

that you know deep
down you should change.

…Things like smoking that you
have neglected stopping.

So in a dream:
maybe you dream

that you are in a crash
and that your child is killed–

all because of
a cigarette—

but when you wake up—what
a glorious relief

to find your child
is safe in bed–

but the lesson you learned
is to stop your smoking.

Dreams prepare you
for that wise move

you know you should make but
haven’t been able to.

It’s a resource
right there for you—

whether you’re rich or poor–
educated or not–

born on the wrong
side of the tracks–

wise in the ways of life
or just getting started.

It’s a shame not
to use your dreams.

They will cost you nothing
and allow you to change

without having
to suffer guilt

or tremendous regret
for some horrible thing

that ought never
to have happened.

Stop Smoking Power
Blog on Wednesday (#13)

March 28, 2012

Keep Smoking—Continue Being A Patsy For Cigarette Firms Who Love Your Cash

I want to tell you of
an experience I

had last week when
I attended

the showing of the film,
ADDICTION, INC… which tells

about a guy–
a scientist–

who worked for one of the
cigarette companies

thirty years or
so in the past.

Experimenting with
the addictiveness of

nicotine, he
was the first to

discover that if he
mixed nicotine with an

additive—which
I cannot name—

the addictiveness of
nicotine was increased

enormously.
…Now, who was he

doing this testing on?
Rats! That’s right: rats have a

similar brain
in certain ways

to humans– so that when
rats are given doses

of nicotine
and this other

additive, their response
is quite dramatic, and

it was awesome
to observe it.

These rats stimulated
themselves by pressing a

buzzer hundreds
of times per day.

By pressing these buzzers
a flow of nicotine

Was targeted
right to their brains.

They in a sense became
nothing but smoke junkies.

It was from this
phenomenon

that one cigarette firm
learned how to increase the

addictiveness
of nicotine

many fold more times than
it had been before this.

And all of this
information

was “whistle-blown” as proof–
twenty years ago—to

contradict all
the heads of firms

who falsely testified
to Congress: “Cigarettes

are really not
addictive.” So…

what I felt– after I’d
viewed the film’s ending–was,

‘My God! That was
twenty years past,

and people still do not
understand how they have

been patsies in
the hands of firms

producing cigarettes.
Don’t people know the facts?

They are suckers
for nicotine;

and when folks talk about
the right to have a choice–

if they want to
keep on smoking–

don’t they realize that
they really have no choice?

They are like rats,
so addicted

that they can only keep
on pressing the buzzer.’

So I say to
all you smokers:

‘You are being played for
nothing but some suckers.

You have got to
abstain from smokes.

You are nothing but a
slave to this cruel habit.

Picture a rat
being taken

for a ride as it gets
its dose of nicotine—

then craves much more
and keeps pressing

on and on and on—time
after time– yet helpless.

Can you really
accept that fate?

Can’t you demand some fresh
freedom from this serfdom?

Can’t you simply
refuse to be

the patsy that these firms
have transformed you into?

You can change your
reality—

you are not going to
change the cigarette firms.

But you have the
power to rid

your reliance on them.
No, it won’t be easy.

But you can do
what you have to.

You can dislodge yourself
from these drug behemoths

by opting out
before nightfall.

I can’t make you do it,
but I can tell you that

until you do
you are nothing

but a patsy in the
hands of cigarette firms.

You are paying
them because you

think you have chosen a
recreational vice,

which you think you
are free to do—

whereas reality
shows they’ve conditioned you

to have no choice
in the matter.

Does anyone out there
remember James Cagney?

He used to have
an expression—

when he was up against
someone he hated big:

“You dirty rat!”
he liked to say.

I say this now about
the rats that were programmed

to enlighten
cigarette firms

to the great potential
of selling cigarettes

that would force folks
to keep smoking

and make them feel that they
could never ever stop.

But you can build
the right mindset.

You can find a program
and believe it will help.

Pretend that you
have stopped smoking;

and be patient as you
follow its instructions.

When you’ve finished
you will have stopped,

and once you have done that,
you’ll be able to do

practically
anything else

that you desire to
achieve in your lifetime.

‘Till next Wednesday…
it’s Humbler Acts.

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Stop Smoking Power
Blog on Wednesday (#11)

March 14, 2012

Why People Smoke-The Fat’s Already In The Fire

I guess I never quite
understood what drove me

to smoking some
sixty years past–

and how lucky I was
to stop forty-nine years

ago…The word
that got me to

thinking about what drove
me to smoking is this:

Retreat. That’s what
I think did it.

And when I try to see
what drives others to it,

the same word keeps
coming to mind.

What do I mean by such
a simple word: retreat?

Cigarettes are
so tangible.

You know what I mean? You
can take them in your hand.

You can strike a
tangible match.

You can inhale the smoke
and tangibly puff it.

It’s just as clear
as day to you.

Compare that with the kind
of inner turmoil that’s

roiling around
in your insides.

People call lives stressful,
but it’s much more than that.

Life at the age
when young folks start

smoking is so
hard to handle.

Not only those hormones
whirling around in them—

but that father
or nagging mom

or the siblings that get
into your business.

Or the teachers…
Law enforcers…

There are so many things
we can’t get a grip on.

Whereas smoking
stands for retreat.

At last you’ve found a way
to escape the messy

out-of-control
Right-in-your-face

Life that leaves you no peace
even when you’re asleep.

I don’t think for
a moment that

we consciously seek
out cigarettes as a

retreat from the
life we suffer.

But as sure as shooting
cigarettes seek us out.

The companies
know like a crook–

who’s cunning at smelling
out when to do the job…

You wonder when
the theft happens:

How did he know we’d left
the safe unlocked that once?

There is a knack
for seeking out

those opportunities
that you and I don’t have,

but some folks do,
and I put the

cigarette companies
in the category

of having the
knack of smelling

out opportunities
for pushing their products.

They just sense what
folks are needing

in order to retreat
from the life they’re leading.

I’m obliged to
give them their due.

But those of us smoking
must somehow try to place

our reliance
on cigarettes

in the reality
that I have just mentioned.

I know most of
us can’t do that.

Life is too full of force
and cannot be slowed down

to simply see
what I have said.

But some of you just might.
Of course, you can’t just stop.

Something has to
fill that huge void

that will happen once you
throw your cigarettes out.

But I believe
greatly in faith.

I think many folks have
changed their reality

simply by their
acting on faith.

So what I am saying
is that if you have faith

that something will
fill up that void

once you begin thinking
about not retreating

some inner force
will show you help;

and stop smoking programs
all suggest stuff to do.

Any program
you try can help.

It’s just like losing weight.
Any weight loss plan works.

But you have to
also work it.

(Make yourself strong enough
to no longer retreat!)

‘Till next Wednesday…
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Stop Smoking Power
Blog on Wednesday (#11)

I’m going to begin
this blog with a riddle—

I hope it starts
you thinking some.

“Why did the blond have on
a hard hat when she slept?”

“She feared she’d be
hit with bad dreams.”

Don’t get upset with me–
using blonds in a joke:

People make jokes
about these blonds

because they’re envious
of their outstanding looks

and get back at
them with a joke.

But never mind that! Why
have I started with this?

Because somehow
we’re all afraid

of dreams in our culture.
We’d rather shun our dreams,

because no one
ever helped us

to experience them.
They are like foreign bees

buzzing around
and we’d rather

not even attempt to
remember or know them.

Well, part of my
belief is that

dreams can help us learn how
to stop all our smoking.

Does that sound like
absurdity?

Here’s where I’m coming from?
It’s all well and good when

you can solve a
problem in life

using other people’s
knowledge or your own wits.

But when it comes
to stopping smokes

most will agree that we
are totally inept.

Even folks who
happen to be

pretty accomplished in
some field of endeavor

find themselves out
on a long limb

when it comes to solving
the question: How to stop?

Of course, there are
multiple ways

that have helped many folks—
and yet merely seven

measly percent—
that’s right seven

percent– of all smokers
have been lucky to stop.

So there is a
huge percentage

who no matter what they
attempt to do– don’t stop.

So why don’t we
resort to dreams?

Freud made dreams a part of
psychoanalysis

and in a way
took dreams from us

the common folk around
who could use them a lot…

It almost seems
as if only

specialists are allowed
to use dreams to help us

solve life’s problems.
Only they have

ability to delve
into our subconscious

and figure out
some solution.

But the irony is–
all of our history

from the Bible
to ancient lore

from primitive cultures
to sophisticated

kingdoms to long
forgotten tribes–

dreams often formed a real
basis for sanity.

…A little bit
off the subject

but maybe not that far
is a story I read

about some tribe
whose habit was

to discuss any dreams
family members would have—

So you’d have a
dad and mother

at the breakfast table
with, say, their small children—

and they’d go round
the circle where

they were having breakfast—
and let’s say one child would

relate a dream
he’d had that night…

A bear was chasing him
and he was quite frightened—

And his dad might
say, “Well, the next

dream you have with that bear,
try to remember to

ask what you can
do to help him…

Maybe you can be friends
once you get to know him…”

This sharing of
dreams seemed to make

the children in this tribe
much more harmonious

with those hidden
fears we all have.

…So even though the blond
sleeps wearing a hard hat

the rest of us
shelter ourselves

from the possible gift
that dreams might well bring us.

If some of us
decided to

start paying attention
to what our dreams tell us

we might build up
our character

so that our chances of
stopping smoking would soar.

‘Till next Wednesday…
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I saw a pretty weird
picture at the movies.

No, it wasn’t
the movie there.

It was a picture of
a couple whom I knew

seated not next
to each other

but separated by
an empty movie seat.

Picture that! A
couple seated

not next to each other,
but apart by one seat.

Now I wondered,
‘How can this be?’

After all, it is a
cinema theatre…

People see and
wonder like me.

But whatever the facts
were that kept them apart—

there they sat all
through the movie.

At first, I thought, ‘Well there
must be a friend of theirs…

and they’re saving
a seat for him.’

But no friend ever came.
I avoided their eyes

out of concern
I’d make them feel

embarrassed that someone
they knew saw them this way.

…So what’s my point
in all of this?

Well, you know, I always
look for ways of saying

how strange folks are
who keep smoking.

And what this couple made
me start to think about

is how we are
all a couple.

That’s right, you and I, too,
are made up of a pair

of forces that
get into fights,

and– like the couple– we
will not “sit together”.

We don’t care who
sees us, either.

All we care about is
making sure we don’t have

to sit next to
one another.

Now what am I saying
here with all of these words?

Simply, that a
smoker has one

idea of smoking
and his “alter-ego”

has another
contrary stance.

The smoker is happy
continuing to smoke.

He may sort of
want to stop it,

but not sufficiently
enough to really try.

His other half
demands he stop.

Yes, demands…keeps on with
him night after daytime.

Even in his
dreams there’s demand.

Of course, the smoker does
not remember his dreams,

so he misses
all that input.

But the two—the smoker
and his alter-ego–

literally
arrange a truce—

And that is that they are
not sitting together—

wherever they
happen to go.

They don’t get a divorce,
(You can’t divorce yourself!)

But you can build
a massive wall

of separation that
keeps you, the smoker, from

having to hear
all that advice

about how you should stop
smoking to save your life.

I ask, ‘Will it
ever get through?

Will the smoker ever
wake up one bright morning

and turn to his
alter-ego

and say, “You know, maybe
it’s time we have a talk.

What should I do
to stop smoking?”

And his alter-ego
might turn towards him sweetly

and say, “Honey,
just get started.

Go from one thing to the
other, until you stop.

And believe me
you’ll find something.

…And once you find something,
how ‘bout sitting with me?”

‘Till next Wednesday…
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Blog On Wednesday (#9)

Feb. 22, 2012

Welcome to the Silent
Tobacco Holocaust!

That may sound a
bit sarcastic,

but I am far from that
in my new awareness

of just what we
have going on

in this wide world of ours.
Listen to my words now:

Do you know the
word, “Holocaust”?

Do you know what it means?
It’s a word that means the

“burning” of “whole
things” and has come

to stand for the deaths of
over five million Jews

in gas chambers
and then into

crematoriums in
The Second World War… It

was never quite
believable

until Allied Forces
swarmed into the camps where

these people were
being destroyed.

In our own day the same
thing is happening with

five and a half
million smokers

dying each and every
year because of smoking

related ills.
That amount of

folks dying every year…
And the world is silent…

Yes, I know folks
like me try to

get folks to quit smoking,
and scores of groups pass laws

forbidding folks
from cigarettes…

But in reality
most people are silent

about this strange
cruel tragedy.

One of these days people
are going to revolt—

lots of people—
not just a few—

and raise a cry that has
never been heard before—

about how such
a tragedy

could continue to be
in the face of such facts.

Do you still smoke?
Come with me then

as you and I watch a
group of smokers march towards

a large building
at the command

of some unseen speaker–
ordering them to march.

You and I watch
as they enter

this large building; and there
is a feeling we share

that something bad
is happening

to these folks pretty soon.
We both have the feeling

that in their smug
innocence they

have no idea that
they are going to be

killed once inside.
They are smokers

who have refused to quit.
And the large building is

a subterfuge
for a death camp.

Most Jews had no notion
they were being slaughtered…

They were told they’re
getting showers.

Smokers today still think
they are being aided

by cigarettes
in the way they

help them get through their stress,
or concentrate or just

feel good as they
drink something strong.

That number– of five and
a half million smokers

dying– is each
and every year.

(The five million Jews who
perished represented

all who died in
all the war years.

The millions of smokers
(five and a half million)

–who die– die each
year that passes.

Years from now there will be
memorials to these

victims just as
there are many

memorials to the
Holocaust innocents.

Then there will be
no more silence.

But for now it is sad
that so many smokers

must end their lives
before they’ve stopped.

For you smokers out there,
now is your time to quit!

‘Till next Wednesday…
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Blog On Wednesday (#8)

Feb. 15, 2012

Eavesdrop with me over
my shoulder as I stand

listening to
someone’s recall:

A politician who
holds a local office

talks about his
experience

during some kind of snow
and ice storm. He’s talking

about some youths
who allowed some

folks to board a local
train and then watch as the

wheels they had iced
skidded around.

Several of us smiled
at this tale’s conclusion

–wondering if
the teller had

been a part of the ruse.
It got me thinking that

youths play pranks to
show their power—

as if they’re rebelling
against their helplessness

at the hands of
older people—

from being bossed by their
parents, teachers, police…

And pranks help them
get through all this.

In a way, youths’ smoking
rebels similarly.

It’s an act of
personal choice

which sort of “gets the best”
of adult onlookers.

And that’s fine as
far as it goes…

But unlike the fellows
icing up the train wheels—

smoking becomes
a bad habit.

It would be like the boys
getting addicted to

icing up wheels
on many trains.

Now they soon become plain
juvenile delinquents.

One prank—okay.
More than that—not…

(It’s a good idea
to see which shoe fits you.)

‘Till next Wednesday…
It’s Humbler Acts

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Blog On Wednesday (#7)

Feb. 8, 2012

I once had an uncle
who was single and lived

in our house for
several years.

But eventually
he wore out his welcome

and was asked to
live somewhere else.

I remember Mother
reporting that he had

asked her, “Just tell
me what you don’t

like that I’m doing and
I will correct the thing.”

She said, “He does
not realize

if I really told him–
he couldn’t correct it.

People can’t do
what you tell them.”

I think of this now as
a stop smoking author.

Even if I
told smokers what

they should do to stop, could
they really, really stop?

And the answer
is, “Of course not!”

So what’s a guy like me
supposed to try to do?

If smokers can’t
do what I say,

then what is the point of
doing what I’m doing?

I mean, there are
five and a half

million folks in the world
slated to die this year—

thanks to smoking
their cigarettes.

You mean, there is nothing
that can be done for them?

…Well, my mother
died this past year.

So…not being so much
a guy who believes I

can talk with my
deceased mother—

yet also believing
that perhaps some spirit

of my mother
lasts after death–

I’m going to invoke
her spirit to tell me—

(and maybe I
won’t get a thing)—

what can a stop smoking
author say to smokers

that will advance
them towards stopping.

So here we go:
Mother’s Spirit!

I have a big question:
If people can’t do what

they truly want
themselves to do—

I mean, most smokers do
want to quit their smoking—

what in the world
can I tell them

that will in any way
lead them towards stopping smokes?

…You remember,
how you said that

your brother-in-law could
not possibly correct

what you didn’t
like about him—

…well, in the same way, the
smokers can’t correct what

I do not like
about them, too.

So what can I tell them?
What is the solution?

(After waiting
a few moments—

I am moved to write down
the following message:)

“Tell your smokers
they have to want

to change, just want to change:
that is Step Number One.

If they can raise
their hands up high,

and say: ‘We want to change.
We want to stop smoking.’–

Then the next step
is to believe

that somehow they can change—
not right at this moment—

but in time, they
will surely change.

Step Number Three is to
purchase my son’s e-book—

and I don’t say
that because he’s

my son—but because it
does show how to get set

to stop smoking
like an adult.”

(End of the message which
I’ve been drawn to write down.)

* * * *

Now let me tell
you something that

you may not know, yourself.
You are a tremendous

reservoir of
talent and love.

But you need to indulge
yourself in finding it.

My e-book helps
you with that task.

It allows you to build
your will power up high

just like you might
your body in

training for a big race
or some athletic feat.

You wouldn’t scale
a mountain with

no previous training
in scaling a mountain.

And it’s the same
with stopping smokes.

You need to get ready.
But you can sure do it.

So don’t waste time
and precious strength

mulling over all of
your stop smoking options.

Get my e-book
and let’s begin.

And when you find you’ve stopped,
think well of my mother.

‘Till next Wednesday…
it’s Humbler Acts.

Copyright mmxii by Humbler Acts
(http://www.stopsmokingwiz.com)

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VIDEO…PLEASE CLICK HERE:

Stop Smoking Power
Blog On Wednesday (#6)

Feb. 1, 2012

You know the joke about
the guy who goes into

The Confession
Booth one Sunday

and says as clear as day:
“My name’s Israel Goldberg,

I’m eighty-five
and I just spent

the night with two eighteen
year old women!” Now… a

pause… and the priest
asks, “You say your

name is Israel Goldberg…
Are you by chance Jewish?”

“Yes, I am!” says
Mister Goldberg.

“Well…” says the priest, “Why are
you telling me?” To which

Goldberg replies:
“I AM TELLING

EVERYONE!” (And that’s how
I feel about the new

stop smoking plan
I’ve perfected.)

Even if you don’t smoke—
I want to tell you, too!

I knew it had
some true value,

but lately it’s occurred
to me that this program

absolutely
can help people

get a grip on themselves
and learn to stop smoking.

You see, the big
problem with folks

is that they might know what
they should do to stop smokes.

BUT THEY CANNOT
PUT THAT TO USE.

What my program does is
get you into the shape

you need to be
in to succeed.

My Free Report gives you
some idea of WHAT

the whole process
can do for you.

“THE WIZARD’S OUTRAGEOUS
SCHEME FOR STOPPING SMOKING”

(which you really
must invest in)

tells you exactly HOW
you can get into shape.

This is a new
self-help-concept

that is nowhere out there
with anybody else.

I feel grateful
I’ve got it here;

and I’m looking forward
to having you use it.

Together we
can get results

that will amaze you once
you’ve experienced them.

‘Till next Wednesday…
it’s Humbler Acts.

Copyright mmxii by Humbler Acts

http://www.humbleracts.com

P.S. TO HEAR THIS MESSAGE IN
VIDEO…PLEASE CLICK HERE: